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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
– Ma-scare-a.

What do the fastest witches use to get around?
– Vroom-sticks.

What is a witch’s favorite ride at the fair?
– A scary-go-round.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
– The witches sweep the sky.

How did the little ghost learn to play the piano?
– By using sheet music.

What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
– You can’t make a broomstick pie.

What do you call a witch with one leg?
– Eileen.

What do witches in Australia ride?
– Broomerangs.

Why do witches wear name tags?
– So they will know which witch is which.

What does a witch get if she isn’t a good traveller?
– Broom sick!

What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese.

Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
– The light’s witch.

Why was the illiterate witch kicked out of her coven?
– It was because she couldn’t spell.

What is Dracula’s favorite place in New York City? A)
– The Vampire State Building

What do witches get when their shoes are too tight?
– Candy corns.

What game do witches play on Halloween?
– Hide and ghost seek.

What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese.

How do you find out if a witch is carrying a bomb?
– You hear her brooms tick.

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