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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2025

How do you make a witch float?
– Root beer, one scoop of ice cream, and one witch.

What did one witch say to the other when she was offered a lift?
– There’s always broom for one more.

Why are witches good at farming?
– Because they love occult-ivation.

Q) What is the difference between a witch and the letters “M, A, K, E, S?”
– One makes spells and the other spells “makes.”

What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!

What would you find on a haunted beach?
– A sand-witch.

What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
– She flew off the handle.

How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
– Voodoo like to ride with me.

What do vampires fear the most?
– Tooth decay.

What do you get when you cross a witch’s cat with a canary?
– A cat with a full belly.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap?
– Because there’s no point in it.

Why did the witch go to the doctor?
– She had a dizzy spell.

Why are black cats very good singers?
– They’re mewsical.

What do witches race on?
– Vroomsticks!

What was the name of the witch with one leg?
– Eileen.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
– A broom cupboard.

Why is it good to drink witch’s brew?
– It’s very newt-tricious!

How do you make a witch itch?
– Take away the “w.”

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