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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2024

Why do witches fly on brooms?
– Vacuum cleaner cords are too short.

What noise does a witch’s cereal make?
– Snap, cackle and pop.

Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
– Because there’s no point in it.

How does a witch tell time?
– She looks at her witch-watch.

What do you call two witches who live together?
– Broom-mates!

What is a witch’s favourite item of make-up?
– Mas-scare-a.

What is a witch’s favorite makeup?
– A ma-scare-a.

What did one broomstick say to the other?
– Did you hear the new dirt?

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
– Nectarines.

What did the tired witch do?
– She sat down for a spell.

What did the witch call the skeleton who didn’t work?
– Lazy bones.

Where does the witch’s frog sit?
– On a toadstool.

What do witches’ cats like to have for breakfast?
– Mice crispies.

What do you call a witch at the beach?
– A sand-witch!

What do you call a witch’s garage?
– A broom closet.

Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
– She kept having Disney spells.

What did the tired witch do?
– She sat down for a spell.

Why is a witch’s face like a million dollars?
– It’s green and wrinkly.

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