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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2025

How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
– Out of flying saucers.

How do old witches get good bargains?
– They hag-gle.

What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
– Broom-mates.

What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose?
– Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!

What do you call two witches who live together?
– Broom-mates.

What do you call witches who live together?
– Broom-mates.

How do witches play loud music?
– On their broom boxes.

What did the little vampire say when he went to bed?
– Turn on the dark, I am afraid of the light.

How does a witch style her hair?
– With scare spray.

What do you call a witch who is pretty and friendly?
– A failure.

What noise do witches’ cereals make?
– Snap, cackle, and pop.

What do you call a witch who keeps crashing her brooms?
– A wreckless hag.

What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
– A little fib-ula.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
– A sand-witch.

Why do witches have naps?
– They need to rest for a spell.

Who’s a witch’s favorite movie director?
– Steven Spellberg.

What is a little witch’s favorite subject in school?
– Spell-ing.

How does a witch tell the time?
– She looks at her witch-watch!

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