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Witch jokes 🔮🧹 in 2025

What did the witch call the skeleton who didn’t work?
– Lazy bones.

Where does the witch’s frog sit?
– On a toadstool.

What do witches’ cats like to have for breakfast?
– Mice crispies.

What do you call a witch at the beach?
– A sand-witch!

What do you call a witch’s garage?
– A broom closet.

Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
– She kept having Disney spells.

What did the tired witch do?
– She sat down for a spell.

Why is a witch’s face like a million dollars?
– It’s green and wrinkly.

What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry?
– She flew off the handle.

What do you get to learn at witch school?
– Spelling.

What happens to witches who break the school rules?
– They get ex-spelled.

Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
– That’s the time to sweep.

What’s a vampire’s favorite animal?
– A giraffe.

What happens to witches when it rains?
– They get wet just like everyone else!

What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
– She witch-hiked.

What do you call a nervous witch?
– A twitch.

What did one witch’s cat say to the other?
– You look familiar.

How do you make a witch itch?
– Take away her W!

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