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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2025

Where do seals go to see movies?
-The dive-in!

If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
-Snowbows.

What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
-A hare net.

What happens when you’re alone in the water and get too cold?
-You’re totally ice-olated.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
-An abdominal snowman.

What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
-She gave him the cold shoulder.

Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
-Because of all of the wrappings.

Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
– Aunt Artica!

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
-I have no eye deer.

What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
– Owlgebra.

What did one Greenland Shark say to the other?
-“Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”

What did the tree say after a long winter?
-“What a re-leaf!”

What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
– A brrrr-grrr.

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
-A snow-fake!

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
-Catch it in the winter!

Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres?
-The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
-Lost.

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
-A chill pill.

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