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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2025

What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?
-Cold hard cash.

What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
– It knocked him out cold.

What did the snowman eat?
-Icebergs with chilifice sauce.

What do you call a slow skier?
-A slopepoke!

What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
-You hang around while I go on ahead

Why didn’t Guns N’ Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
-Axel Froze.

What do you call a snowman in July?
-A puddle.

What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
-A sad candy cane.

Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
-Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
-A Frosty.

How would you scare a snowman?
-Get a hairdryer!

What’s white and goes up?
-A confused snowflake.

What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?
-H to O! (H20)

What type of diet did the snowman go on?
– The Meltdown Diet

What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
– One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What do you call an old snowman?
-Water.

What did the walrus say when it was late?
-“I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”

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