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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2025

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
-A snowmobile!

What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
-“Where were you on the night of September to March?”

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
-Icebergers.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
-“Can you smell carrot?”

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
-You look for Fresh Prints!

What do snowmen do on Christmas?
– Play with the snow angels.

What did the snowman have for breakfast?
-Frosted Snowflakes.

Why do seals swim in saltwater?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Who are Frosty’s parents?
-Mom and Pop-Sicle!

What do mountains wear to keep warm?
-Snowcaps.

Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
– It’s snow joke.

What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
-The crack of dawn!

If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?
-A retail store.

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
-Snow.

What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
-Brrrr – itos.

How does a penguin build a house?
-Igloos it together.

How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
– You find a carrot next to the fireplace.

What do you call a snowman party?
-A snowball.

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