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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2024

What did one Greenland Shark say to the other?
-“Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”

What did the tree say after a long winter?
-“What a re-leaf!”

What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
– A brrrr-grrr.

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
-A snow-fake!

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
-Catch it in the winter!

Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres?
-The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
-Lost.

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
-A chill pill.

What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
– A nervous wreck.

Why did the farmer only wear one boot to town?
-He heard there would be a 50 percent chance of snow!

What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
– A receding hare line.

What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
-A meltdown.

Grandma’s been staring through the window ever since it started to snow.
-If it gets any worse I’ll have to let her in.

How do snowmen greet each other?
-“Ice to meet you!”

How do you keep from getting cold feet?
-Don’t go around BRRfooted!

What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
-Leeks.

What did one Arctic murre say to the other?
– “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”

How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
-You wake up wet!

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