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Winter Jokes ❄️ in 2025

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
– A snowball.

What are caribou calves given to wear?
– Hoof-me-downs.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?
-Chill-dren.

If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
-No privacy.

What did Frosty the Snowman and Elvira name their baby?
-Frost-bite.

What’s an ig?
-A snow house without a loo!

What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?
-Cold hard cash.

What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
– It knocked him out cold.

What did the snowman eat?
-Icebergs with chilifice sauce.

What do you call a slow skier?
-A slopepoke!

What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
-You hang around while I go on ahead

Why didn’t Guns N’ Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
-Axel Froze.

What do you call a snowman in July?
-A puddle.

What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
-A sad candy cane.

Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
-Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
-A Frosty.

How would you scare a snowman?
-Get a hairdryer!

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