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Wind jokes ๐Ÿ’จ in 2025

What does the wind use to keep its pants up? A gale belt!

Why don’t winds like to play cards? They always get a bad deal!

Why did the wind go to the theater? It wanted to see a draft play!

How does the wind get to work? It commutes on the breeze-way!

Why did the wind become a gardener? It loved to scatter the seeds!

Why did the wind go to the library? It wanted to breeze through some books!

Why don’t winds have secrets? They always blow them away!

What’s a wind’s favorite type of music? Anything that blows them away!

How does the wind cut its hair? It just clips it in the breeze!

Why did the wind become a boxer? It had a great left hook!

How does the wind like its eggs? Over breezy!

What’s a wind’s favorite type of fruit? Blow-berries!

What did the mommy tornado say to the baby tornado? It’s time to go wind down!

Why did the wind go to the bar? To get a little air-headed!

Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It said, “I can’t handle your whirlwind of emotions”!

What’s a wind’s favorite type of car? A convertible, top down of course!

Why did the wind join the circus? It was a natural at blowing minds!

Why did the wind break up with the mountain? It felt taken for granite!

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