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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2025

English Whales
– British tommy: Are you two girls from England?
– Girls: Wales….
– British tommy: are you two whales from England??

Which type of whale can fly?
– Pilot whales.

What time is it when a whale jumps into your boat?
– Time to get a new boat!

I saw a group of whale musicians,
– they were part of an orca-stra!

What do polite whales say?
– Youโ€™re whale-come!

Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that regularly meets and plays music together.
– They call it an orca-stra.

Whale, whale, whale โ€ฆ
– If it isnโ€™t a pod.

Where does a killer whale go to get braces?
– The orca-dentist!

If there is a whale there is a wave!

Why does killer whale feces have such a good smell?
– Because it’s sham-poo

Killer whales are great musicians but there’s one instrument they just won’t play
– The orcana

Why are killer whales so good at hunting?
– Theyโ€™re very well orca-strated.

How did the octopus make the whale laugh?
– With ten-tickles!

Why did the two whales get married?
– Because they were head over fins in love!

Where are whales weighed?
– At a whale weigh station.

What do groups of whales listen to together?
– *pod*-casts

How do you get two whales in a car?
– Start in England and drive west.

What do you call a whale in nursery?
– A little squirt!

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