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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2025

Why are killer whales so good at hunting?
– Theyโ€™re very well orca-strated.

How did the octopus make the whale laugh?
– With ten-tickles!

Why did the two whales get married?
– Because they were head over fins in love!

Where are whales weighed?
– At a whale weigh station.

What do groups of whales listen to together?
– *pod*-casts

How do you get two whales in a car?
– Start in England and drive west.

What do you call a whale in nursery?
– A little squirt!

I used to know some killer whale jokes
… but I forgot them all!

What do whales like to chew?
– Blubber gum.

I knew a guy that circumcised whales.
– It didnโ€™t pay much but the tips were huge.
– credit u/mole4000

Whatโ€™s an orcaโ€™s favorite TV show?
– Whale Of Fortune.

How do you make fish laugh?
– By telling them a whale of a tale!

Itโ€™s all a bit over-whale-ming!

*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world’s largest animal…
…it’s so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?
– Banned from Seaworld
– Cake day so time to Karma Farm, and I can’t see this joke posted

Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?
– It wasnโ€™t on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
– โ€œCheer up!โ€

Why donโ€™t whales play basketball?
– Because theyโ€™re afraid of the net!

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