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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2025

What do whales like to do for fun?
– Netflix and Krill

What did one beached whale say to the other beached whale?
– Long time no sea!

How do whales make decisions?
– They flipper coin!

Get whale soon!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
– One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.

What does a dog and a whale have in common?
– They both start with the letter d if the whales name is david

If a group of whales is called a podโ€ฆ
– Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

What do whales listen to on long journeys?
– Podcasts!

Everything whale be right!

What does a Blue Whale do on a date?
– Netflix and Krill.

Whatโ€™s a whaleโ€™s favorite movie?
– The Humpback Of Notre Dame.

What do whales like to eat?
– Fish and ships!

What do humpback whales do during quarantine?
– Netflix and Krill!

What do whales like to draw with?
– A-krill-ic paint.

My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.
– But he prefers the term orchestrating

Whatโ€™s a whaleโ€™s favorite meal?
– Fish and ships.

Why did the whale call the detective?
– Because he saw something fishy going on!

Whale you be mine?

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