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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2025

I knew a guy that circumcised whales.
– It didnโ€™t pay much but the tips were huge.
– credit u/mole4000

Whatโ€™s an orcaโ€™s favorite TV show?
– Whale Of Fortune.

How do you make fish laugh?
– By telling them a whale of a tale!

Itโ€™s all a bit over-whale-ming!

*Fantastic Ocean Life Facts* The Blue Whale is by far the world’s largest animal…
…it’s so big in fact that if you laid it out on a basketball court, the game would be over and the whale would die.

What do you get if you mix human DNA and whale DNA?
– Banned from Seaworld
– Cake day so time to Karma Farm, and I can’t see this joke posted

Did you hear about the dolphin that bumped into the whale?
– It wasnโ€™t on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
– โ€œCheer up!โ€

Why donโ€™t whales play basketball?
– Because theyโ€™re afraid of the net!

What do you call a baby whale?
– A little squirt!

I am going to tow a whale with open mouth behind my boat :
– Operation : Overkrill

Two whales walk into a bar.
– The first whale goes up to the barman and says, โ€œOOOOoooOOOOOOOooooooOoOooOoOooOOOOoOOooOoOoOOOooOOOoOOooooooOOOoOOoOOo.โ€
– The second whale turns to the first one and says, โ€œShut up Frank, youโ€™re drunk.โ€

What do whales need to stay healthy?
– Vitamin Sea!

I know a whale joke, itโ€™s a real killer!

Knock, knock.
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Whale.
– Whale who?

What did the whale say to scare everyone
– Ooga Beluga

Why did the whale cross the ocean?
– To get to the other tide!

Why arenโ€™t whales afraid of pirates?
– They like being made to walk the plankton!

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