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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2025

Two whales walk into a bar.
– The first whale goes, โ€œARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!โ€
– The second whale says, โ€œShut up Phil youโ€™re drunk!โ€

What is a whales favourite sandwich?
– Krilled cheese!

Oh Whale!

Why is Roaring Kitty not a cat?
– Because he is a whale.

How do whales make a decision?
– They flipper coin.

What is a whale’s favourite film?
– The Humpback of Notre Dame.

The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for days.
– It was very well orca-strated!

What do you call a whale with bad posture?
– A hunchback whale.

What do you call a group of 3 finned whales that never gives up and are difficult to knock over??
– A tri-pod

What do polite whales always say?
– Youโ€™re whale-come.

Why do whales sing?
– Because they canโ€™t talk!

I whale if I want to!

I’m a sad, hungry whale
– I’m gonna krill myself

Where do whales wait?
– At the whaleway station.

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I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales.
– But the ink kept washing away.

Why do killer whales find it hard to make friends?
– Because theyโ€™re too orc-ward!

Why did the two whales get married?
– Because they were head over fins in love!

English Whales
– British tommy: Are you two girls from England?
– Girls: Wales….
– British tommy: are you two whales from England??

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