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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2025

What do you call a baby whale?
– A little squirt!

What did the whale say to scare everyone
– Ooga Beluga

Why did the whale cross the ocean?
– To get to the other tide!

What do whales need to stay healthy?
– Vitamin Sea!

I know a whale joke, itโ€™s a real killer!

Knock, knock.
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Whale.
– Whale who?

Today in the Gulf Stream, two dolphins were caught cheating on their significant others, and in the East Australian, a humpback whale gave the term new meaning when he was found in the fins of another beluga.
– I like to stay on top of current affairs.

How do whales prepare for a party?
– They orca-nise it.

After consulting my therapist, I went out and bought a small whale.
– She told me I need a porpoise in life.

Why arenโ€™t whales afraid of pirates?
– They like being made to walk the plankton!

Sea you later.

What does the whale say to itโ€™s newborn son?
– Your whale cum

I used to have some killer whale jokes โ€ฆ
– But I forgot them all.

Who helps injured whales?
– Sturgeons!

Why did the whale cross the ocean?
– To get to the other tide!

Why did the whale cross the ocean?
– To get to the other tide!

Where do whales go to listen to music?
– The orca-stra

What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
– โ€œCheer up!โ€

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