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Whale jokes ๐Ÿณ in 2025

What do whales eat?
โ€“ Fish and ships.

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Where does a killer whale go to get braces?
โ€“ The orca-dentist.

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Whale hello there!

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How do whales prepare for a party?
โ€“ They orca-nise it!

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Youโ€™re whale come!

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Whyโ€™d the diver suddenly grab and ride the small whale?
โ€“ I dunno, but he certainly did it on porpoise

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How do killer whales hunt?
โ€“ With a well orcastrated attack.

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Where do whales sleep at bedtime?
โ€“ In water beds!

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Someone once told me that whales can squirt ink,
โ€“ then I realised that they were just squidding!

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Why did the killer whale go to jail for stealing all the diamonds?
โ€“ Heโ€™s the one that orca-strated the heist!

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How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?
โ€“ Four skin divers

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Have you ever seen a fish cry?
โ€“ No, but Iโ€™ve seen a whale blubber!

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What birthday party game do whales like to play?
โ€“ Salmon says!

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Iโ€™m going in for the krill!

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Why should you never make a contract with a whale?
โ€“ The whale will eventually breach.

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Why canโ€™t most sharks and whales read?
โ€“ They are not part of a school

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Two whales walk into a bar.
โ€“ The first whale goes, โ€œARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!โ€
โ€“ The second whale says, โ€œShut up Phil youโ€™re drunk!โ€

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What is a whales favourite sandwich?
โ€“ Krilled cheese!

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