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Weekend jokes in 2024
The most looked for time of the week, the weekend jokes add to the enjoyment of them as well as help to make the rest of the week more fun. While many people do enjoy their jobs, it can become difficult to do so many things at once, and a restful weekend can be looked forward too all week.
I went fishing at the weekend and there was this bloke splashing about in the middle of the lake shouting, “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”
– “It’s alright, mate,” I shouted, pointing at a nearby sign, “It says no swimming anyway.”
I came up with a joke on Tinder. It was wasted on her.
– Frodo, Sam, Pippen and Merry went to Kay’s Jewellers. Frodo said to the jeweler: “We are all getting married this weekend, and we shall need 4 wedding bands!”. The jeweler responded, “I’m sorry, we are almost completely sold out. The best I can offer is one ring to woo them all.”
What was on the specials on Black Friday?
– Leftovers from Thanksgiving Thursday.
What is Friday’s favorite day?
– Friday. It’s just that good of a day.
My weekend is looking like a poorly organized herb gardener.
– Nothing but thyme on my hands.
Boss: Can you work this weekend?
Me: Yeah no worries but I’ll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends.
Boss: What time will you get here?
Me: Monday.
I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?
What happens to black cats on Friday the 13th?
– They have a lot of hiccups.
What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week?
– It means that is a Friday.
I have to admit I hosted a super spreader event last weekend.
– Luckily no one who attended the orgy caught CoVid
What do you call a stoned Canadian before the weekend?
– Fried, eh?
My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend…
– I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself..
“Well, you two still look the same.”
What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started?
– Frightay.
Where does Christmas come before Good Friday and Easter?
– In a dictionary.
A lot of times I’m depressed throughout the week, and then the weekend comes and I’m worse…
– Some would call it a sadder day.
Washing Machine Repair
– So my washing machine has been broken for a few weeks now. When you’d run it, it would get off balance during the spin cycle, causing it to make loud, metallic thumps and scoot across the laundry room.
I spent last weekend disassembling it to find the problem. I located the faulty part and ordered a replacement. It came in this week and I spent the afternoon making the repair. It involved once again taking the washing machine apart, pulling out the broken part, putting in the new part, and reassembling. The whole process took a couple of hours.
When the repair was finally done, I was so excited that I immediately put a huge load into it.
…then afterwards, I put in some laundry to test it.
When do rich people celebrate Black Friday?
– Every day.
Why was everybody so worried about Friday?
– Because it was Fatal Friday.
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Weekend Jokes for the Weekdays
Even people who like their jobs, and especially those who do not, enjoy one liner weekend jokes all throughout the week. It helps to pass the week and to enjoy the time a bit more to find others who are also looking forward to the end of the week, to share silly weekend jokes together. Cheesy weekend jokes can make a lunch time more enjoyable, share a laugh over a copy machine, or great coworkers at work every morning.Weekends are often the time that people see their friends and spend time with their families, making them something to look forward too. Short weekend jokes are even added to coffee mugs for the staff room, posters for the workplace, and so much more.
Weekend Jokes for Kids
Weekend jokes for kids are about resting, watching TV, and cartoons. Short weekend jokes about pajama days in front of a movie or of avoiding chores by pretending to do homework are all ways that kids share their thoughts and ideas with friends. TV jokes, movie jokes, and PJ day jokes are all other types of jokes that kids will share throughout the week as they prepare for the weekend and are looking forward to how they’ll spend the time. The funniest weekend jokes can help pass the week and will be sure to make the kids laugh, they are easy to share and they make the week go faster.Sometimes there are big plans for the weekends, birthday parties lead to birthday jokes, pool parties for pool jokes, and bowling parties will bring out all the bowling jokes they know. Kids like to make people laugh and to share the things that they are excited for, including whatever they have planned for their weekend. Top weekend jokes may be BBQ jokes, or animal jokes for those who live on farms or have pets.
Sharing interests helps to form friendships and to boost confidence. Long weekend jokes are sure to be the most popular before a long weekend occurs, and the holiday jokes about the extra days off. Cartoons and children shows will use the best weekend jokes to connect with their viewers and to show that they are all understanding and have the same feelings about weekends.
Who Uses the Most Weekend Jokes?
People who hate workweeks, who dislike their job, or who are overwhelmed and tired are the most likely to use the best weekend jokes. They will use them to make the days seem to go faster and to act as an insult or a statement about how much they dislike the weekdays and are looking forward to them being over. Silly weekend jokes are one way to share those feelings with others who may feel the same, and to bring them closer to their coworkers and their friends.Hilarious weekend jokes are some of the most popular jokes, and among certain demographics, such as those who like to party, clean weekend jokes are sure to arise the following week about the adventures they had. Party jokes and those about having had the best weekend ever, or having the worst weekend ever, will be shared around the workplace and schools for the first few days of the week.
They are one way to share their experiences with others, and to learn more about the people they spend so much time with. Corny weekend jokes about spending it drinking and hungover, or cheesy weekend jokes about eating too much or watching movies all day, will help people to share their outside lives with those that they spend their days with.
Whether they are about weekends to come or weekends paste, jokes, puns, and stories are common ways to share life details with the people who are seen every day. They are such a large part of daily life, yet miss many of the outside things that happen only on weekends, they aren’t in the same clubs or sports, and it is common to share about those things during the week.