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Wednesday jokes in 2024

What is even worse than a long week?
– Realizing that it is just Wednesday.

Why is the d silent in Wednesday?
– Cause on hump day you’re already getting the D.

If Wednesday is hump day…
– Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?

The wife said she wanted to go and see
– the Jerry Springer show for her birthday.

– So I got her sister pregnant!!

– We’re on next Wednesday!

How do Ash Wednesdays inspire New Years’?
– They help you to stay strong and give up on new year resolutions as a sacrifice.

People always told my dad that his pride would be the death of him
– and sure enough, he was eaten by his favorite lion just last Wednesday

They’re predicting record highs for Wednesday.
– In other news the weather will be hotter than usual.

What’s Thanos’ favourite holiday?
– Ash Wednesday

How do all the animals react to Hump day?
– They try to avoid the camel all day long.

To all my Americans today: Happy Cinco de Mayo
– To all my Mexican-American friends: happy Wednesday

What nursery rhyme do blondes hear every Wednesday?
– Humpme Dumpme.

My boss asked me why I’ve already been late three times this week
– I told him because it’s only Wednesday

How did the employee react when the boss yelled, “You are late for the third day in a row. What does this mean?”
– The employee replies, “That it is Wednesday?”

How did the man react when his boss exclaimed, “What a week full of work, right?”
– He looked in disbelief saying, “It’s only Wednesday”.

The phone rang ‘green green’ and so I pink up the phone.
– “Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can’t hear you purplerly, I’ll call you black later.”

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
– Ahh, those were the days…

Me and my girlfriend are getting married next week.
– Me on Wednesday and she on Saturday.

What did the girl say when she had too much homework on Wednesday?
– This is the Monday-est Wednesday ever!

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