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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2025

What’s a king’s favourite weather?
– Hail!

What cloud is so lazy that it never gets up?
– Fog!

Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
– A: UCLA!

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Freeze!

– Freeze who?

– Freeze a jolly good fellow!

How do you find out the weather when youโ€™re on vacation?
– Go outside and look up.

Why do the bannas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
– Because they peel!

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
– A: A snowmobile!

Red sky at night, shepherdโ€™s โ€จdelight. Blue sky at night, day.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
– A drizzly bear!

What do you call it when itโ€™s pouring ducks and geese?
– Fowl weather!

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, whoโ€™s most likely to get struck by lightning?
– The conductor.

How did my cat know tomorrow’s weather?
– He looked at the fur-cast

Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
– A: A weekend.

Knock, knock!
– Who’s there?
– Butter.
– Butter who?
– Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might start raining!

Did you hear of the story of the tornado?
– There’s a twist at the end!

Why is the sun so smart?
– It has over 5,000 degrees.

Q: Whatโ€™s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

How does the rain tie its shoes?
– With a rainbow.

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