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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2025

Q: What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
– A: Snow caps

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids.
– Itโ€™s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out. Lew Schneider

Lightning storms can be very striking.

It was so cold outside that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

What’s the best day to go to the beach?
– Sun-day, of course!

Q: What do you call a wet bear?
– A: A drizzly bear

What did the tornado say to the sports car?
– Want to go for a spin?

What’s a king’s favourite weather?
– Hail!

What do you eat when youโ€™re stuck in cold weather and angry about it?
– A brr-grr.

British weather is a bit like Islam
– It’s sometimes sunni but it is usually shi’ite!

Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
– A: UCLA!

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Freeze!

– Freeze who?

– Freeze a jolly good fellow!

How do you find out the weather when youโ€™re on vacation?
– Go outside and look up.

What cloud is so lazy that it never gets up?
– Fog!

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
– A: A snowmobile!

Red sky at night, shepherdโ€™s โ€จdelight. Blue sky at night, day.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
– A drizzly bear!

What do you call it when itโ€™s pouring ducks and geese?
– Fowl weather!

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