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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2025

One raindrop turned to the other and said,
– “Twoโ€™s company. Threeโ€™s a cloud.”

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, whoโ€™s most likely to get struck by lightning?

– The conductor!

Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
– A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs

What falls but never hits the ground?
– The temperature.

Why should you avoid tornado chasers?
– Because theyโ€™re always passing wind.

What did one raindrop say to the other?
– โ€œTwoโ€™s company. Threeโ€™s a cloud.โ€

I forgot the gaeilge for weather
– Aimsir it’ll come back to me

On a fishing trip to a remote lake in Northern Quebec, I asked the outfitter, โ€œDo you stay here during the winter?โ€ โ€œNo,โ€ he said. โ€œThe snow gets too deep. We canโ€™t get supplies in. Like many Canadians, I go south for the winter.โ€ โ€œOh,โ€ I said. โ€œWhere do you go?โ€ โ€œVermont.โ€

Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
– A: You’re shocking!

Knock, knock

– Whoโ€™s there?

– Snow.

– Snow who?

– Snow use. I forgot my name again.

It was so cold, one man fell out of bed and broke his pyjamas!

Whatโ€™s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– One is reined up and the other rains down.

Q: How does a hurricane see?
– A: With its eye.

Itโ€™s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.

Why is Britain the wettest country?
– Because royalty has reigned here for years.

What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?
– Thunderpants.

When is a boat just like snow?

– When itโ€™s adrift!

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
– A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud

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