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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2025

You don’t like my puns?
– How cold!

You need to try meditating during a storm.
– It’s a really in-lightening experience.

What do snowmen do when the weatherโ€™s too hot for hats and scarves?

– They change into puddles!

Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
– A: Fo’ Drizzle.

Why did the man only wear one boot into town?
– He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

What did Mrs Claus say to Santa Claus when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas Eve was?
– It look like rain, dear!

What is a queenโ€™s favorite kind of precipitation?
– Reign!

Q: What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle?
– A: An extra hour of rain

Q: What type of lightning likes to play sports?
– A: Ball lightning!

Coming up with weather-related puns is a breeze.

The weather forecast was for freezing cold hail, and sure enough, it was an ice day.

What colour is the sun?
– I looked for a couple of minutes and I think it’s black.

Q: What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
– A: Reign!

If Iโ€™m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
– With a lightning rod!

Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?
– She took a very dim view of things.

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

– When itโ€™s not raining!

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

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