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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2025

What do you call a kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?
– A meaty-urologist.

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
– A: Icebergers

It was so hot in Beverly Hills, โ€จpeople were frying egg whites on the sidewalk.

What happens when winter arrives?
– Autumn leaves!

What is the best day to go to the beach?
– Sun-day, of course.

What is the wettest animal?
– A rain-deer!

Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
– A: It sprinkles!

Knock, knock!

– Who’s there?

– Emma.

– Emma who?

– Emma bit cold out here – can you let me in?

What did one lightning bolt say to the other?
– โ€œYouโ€™re shocking!โ€

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ drizzle.

My girlfriend gained 50 pounds and can now predict the weather.
– She fancies herself a meatierologist.

Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
– A: Udder disaster!

What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An umbrella!

When are your eyes not eyes?
– When the cold wind makes them water!

How did my cat know about tomorrowโ€™s weather?
– He looked at the fur-cast.

Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
– A: Polaroids!

Donโ€™t knock the weather. If it didnโ€™t change once in a while, nine tenths of the people couldnโ€™t start a conversation.

Winter puns are snow joke!

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