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Weather jokes โ›…๐ŸŒจ๏ธ in 2025

What do coulds do when they become rich?
– They make it rain!

Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
– A: Because she expected some change in the weather.

Whatโ€™s a tornadoโ€™s favourite game?
– Twister!

What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job?
– Lightning because it’s always on strike!

Where do snowmen keep their money?
– In a snow bank.

Q: What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
– A: Snow caps

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids.
– Itโ€™s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out. Lew Schneider

Lightning storms can be very striking.

It was so cold outside that hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

What’s the best day to go to the beach?
– Sun-day, of course!

Q: What do you call a wet bear?
– A: A drizzly bear

What did the tornado say to the sports car?
– Want to go for a spin?

What’s a king’s favourite weather?
– Hail!

What do you eat when youโ€™re stuck in cold weather and angry about it?
– A brr-grr.

British weather is a bit like Islam
– It’s sometimes sunni but it is usually shi’ite!

Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
– A: UCLA!

Knock, Knock!

– Who’s there?

– Freeze!

– Freeze who?

– Freeze a jolly good fellow!

How do you find out the weather when youโ€™re on vacation?
– Go outside and look up.

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