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Watermelon jokes 🍉 in 2025

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a watermelon patch?
– >!Melanie!<

Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits?
– It was a slaughter melon.

If there is watermelon
why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon.
– You know…the four elemelons

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
– One’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a tasty snack.

What did the Watermelon say to the Honey Dew when he asked her to run away and get married?
– I would love to, but sorry I cantaloupe.

What’s a postman’s favourite fruit?
– Water-mail-on!

A farmer is having trouble with the boys in town eating his watermelons. So he posts a sign that says, “one of my watermelons is poisoned.”
– The next day he wakes up and finds a sign next to it. “Now 2 are poisoned.”

What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
– A water-fellon!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
– One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?
– A melon collie!

What’s the difference between a boy watermelon and a girl watermelon?
– One’s seedless, one’s not.

Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.

John has 20 watermelons and tim has none. John threw one watermelon at tim, what does tim have now?
– A concussion.

When do you start on red and stop on green?
– When you’re eating a watermelon!

Math the only world were you can buy 140 watermelons without your motives being questioned.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?
– I’m sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

What do trains and bicycles have in common?
– You can’t get watermelon juice out of either of them!

What sort of monsters don’t eat the crust?
– I mean it’s fantastic even if it doesn’t taste like the rest of the watermelon

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