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Watermelon jokes 🍉 in 2025
Watermelon jokes are some of the most shared and enjoyed of the summer jokes. They are silly and fun, light and easy, and can relate to songs, sports, picnics, and so much more. Great for schools, books, shows, and rhymes, the best watermelon jokes are sure to be around for many years.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a watermelon patch?
– >!Melanie!<
Did you hear about the guy who smashed all those fruits?
– It was a slaughter melon.
If there is watermelon
why isn’t there firemelon and airmelon and earthmelon.
– You know…the four elemelons
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
– One’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a tasty snack.
What did the Watermelon say to the Honey Dew when he asked her to run away and get married?
– I would love to, but sorry I cantaloupe.
What’s a postman’s favourite fruit?
– Water-mail-on!
A farmer is having trouble with the boys in town eating his watermelons. So he posts a sign that says, “one of my watermelons is poisoned.”
– The next day he wakes up and finds a sign next to it. “Now 2 are poisoned.”
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
– A water-fellon!
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
– One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?
– A melon collie!
What’s the difference between a boy watermelon and a girl watermelon?
– One’s seedless, one’s not.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
– It was melondramatic.
John has 20 watermelons and tim has none. John threw one watermelon at tim, what does tim have now?
– A concussion.
When do you start on red and stop on green?
– When you’re eating a watermelon!
Math the only world were you can buy 140 watermelons without your motives being questioned.
What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?
– I’m sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.
What do trains and bicycles have in common?
– You can’t get watermelon juice out of either of them!
What sort of monsters don’t eat the crust?
– I mean it’s fantastic even if it doesn’t taste like the rest of the watermelon
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Watermelon Jokes in Songs
There are some songs that use simple things to make a big statement, and some of these use short watermelon jokes to do so. They are easy to talk about and most everyone knows what a watermelon is, how it tastes, and what types of things are made with it, which makes cheesy watermelon jokes easy to use. In some cases, the best watermelon joke can even become the whole song.Chefs use an array of food jokes, cooking jokes, and fruit jokes, with watermelon jokes fitting well into the mix. As a food that is largely water based, they are often considered hydrating and can be used in water to add flavor. Cheesy watermelon jokes can be heard around kitchens, and even spas where the water is always flavored and cold. Food and nutrition coaches are also likely to use the best watermelon jokes when talking to new clients or when discussing them in classes or sessions. These can help people to learn about better food choices, how to choose foods that are flavorful but healthy, and even how to increase their hydration levels and add water based foods into their diet.
Watermelon Jokes for Kids
Cute watermelon jokes for kids are very popular during the summer. As they appear on clothing and accessory items, are found in lunch kits and taken on picnics, funny watermelon jokes show in conversations, songs, and rhymes. Hilarious watermelon jokes can encourage kids to enjoy them, and may even help them to choose healthier foods, enjoying the summer foods that are unavailable the rest of the year.Schools will use silly watermelon jokes to decorate the halls and the classrooms and use them as a way to share the joy of a coming summer. Cheesy watermelon jokes throughout the school show the arrival of spring and add some fun and anticipation for the upcoming summer vacation. Keeping spirits high and increasing the enjoyment of the seasons and the years are a way to keep kids on track and to keep the mood in the school light and fun. Top watermelon jokes are easily shared forward to other kids and even adults, as a way to begin a conversation
Television shows use animated versions of all types of animals and foods, to make them move, sing, and dance. These shows are not just for entertainment but also teach children about the world around them, how to interact with others, patience for those who learn at different rates, and to accept everyone no matter how different they look from each other. These are all important things to learn and using cute watermelon jokes can help to teach them.
Watermelon Jokes for Adults
Clean watermelon jokes for adults cover different topics than those for kids, and are often not referring to dancing or singing melons. Some funny watermelon jokes about adding alcohol to watermelon, or watermelon flavor to alcohol are popular in bars and liquor stores. Summer BBQs may have a few options of ways to enjoy watermelon, not all of them will be suitable for children as well as adults.Others may talk about ways in which watermelon can be used in experiments, how they can be covered with elastics and explode or ways to grow them into different shapes. There are many conversations comparing the types of watermelon between different countries, the way they task or what colors they are, and these one liner watermelon jokes can be fun for everyone.