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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

Why is a river an amazing roommate?
– He just likes to go with the flow.

What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
– Fowl weather.

What kind of hair did the ocean have?
– Wavy!

What did the bottled water tell the spy?
– The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll be dammed.โ€

What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
– Ford Focus.

Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
– Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.

What can you do if you are the ocean?
– Watever you want.

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