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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
– Because pepper always makes them sneeze.

Why did the lake date the river?
– He heard that she had a bubbly personality.

Why do fishermen make good movie directors?
– Because they have experience with reeling.

On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew member asked what I wanted to drink.
– โ€œWaterโ€.
โ€œStill?โ€
โ€œWell, I havenโ€™t changed my mindโ€ฆโ€

If H20 is water what is H204?
– Drinking, bathing, washing, swimmingโ€ฆ

What is the kingโ€™s favorite type of precipitation?
– Hail, of course!

When Chuck Norris touches water, he doesnโ€™t get wet; the water gets Chuck Norrised.

What runs, but never walks?
– Water!

Why does the river never get lost?
– She always finds the right pathwave.

What is the oceanโ€™s favorite lullaby?
– Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
– Dam.

The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside. You can expect a Lilโ€™ Wayne.

A man walks into a library and asks for a bottle of water.
– The librarian says โ€œthis is a library!โ€.
The man whispers โ€œsorry, a bottle of water, pleaseโ€.

Why does the river have problems remembering things?
– Because she is becoming sea nile.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
– One molar solution.

Where can you find an ocean with no water?
– On a map!

A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
– Schwepped her off her feet.

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