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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
– Hailing taxis.

When does it rain money?
– When there is โ€œchangeโ€ in the weather.

How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
– If you toss it in the water and it sinks, itโ€™s a girl. If the ant floats, itโ€™s a buoyant.

H20 is water, but what is H204?
– Itโ€™s for swimming and drinking, of course.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
– It isnโ€™t a fan of dry humor.

Why couldnโ€™t the fish watch YouTube?
– He couldnโ€™t stream the video.

I gave some money to a sailor to help tide him over.

When does it rain money?

What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

Adele might set fire to rain. But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

What happens when you get water on a table?
– It becomes a pool table.

When does it start to rain money?
– When there is change in the weather.

Why did the lake date the river?
– He heard that she had a bubbly personality.

Where can you find an ocean with no water?
– On a map.

If H20 is water what is H204?
– Drinking, bathing, washing, swimmingโ€ฆ

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of it.

What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
– Adele, Rollinโ€™ in the Deep.

Why donโ€™t plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters?
– Itโ€™s a tankless job.

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