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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll be dammed.โ€

What keeps a dock floating above water?
– Pier pressure.

What did one ocean say to another?
– Nothing, it just waved.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?
– Youโ€™re a real drip.

Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
– It was a buoy!

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
– It gets wet!

Wanted to play water polo but couldnโ€™t get the horses to swim.

What did one ocean say to another?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
– Because pepper always makes them sneeze.

Why did the lake date the river?
– He heard that she had a bubbly personality.

Why do fishermen make good movie directors?
– Because they have experience with reeling.

On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew member asked what I wanted to drink.
– โ€œWaterโ€.
โ€œStill?โ€
โ€œWell, I havenโ€™t changed my mindโ€ฆโ€

If H20 is water what is H204?
– Drinking, bathing, washing, swimmingโ€ฆ

What is the kingโ€™s favorite type of precipitation?
– Hail, of course!

When Chuck Norris touches water, he doesnโ€™t get wet; the water gets Chuck Norrised.

What runs, but never walks?
– Water!

Why does the river never get lost?
– She always finds the right pathwave.

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