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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

Love watching running water on the internet.
– Was watching a live stream.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
– Number one. And number two.

How is Ruth Bader Ginsburg like hot water?
– She will be mist.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back.
– Must be spring water.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
– H2O cubed.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll be dammed.โ€

What keeps a dock floating above water?
– Pier pressure.

What did one ocean say to another?
– Nothing, it just waved.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?
– Youโ€™re a real drip.

Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
– It was a buoy!

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
– It gets wet!

Wanted to play water polo but couldnโ€™t get the horses to swim.

What did one ocean say to another?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
– Because pepper always makes them sneeze.

Why did the lake date the river?
– He heard that she had a bubbly personality.

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