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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

An employee is needed on isle one.

A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.
– I think he meant well.

When there is โ€œchangeโ€ in the weather.

When does it start to rain money?
– When there is change in the weather.

What do you call it when you get a monthโ€™s worth of rain at once?
– England.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
– Number one. And number two.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

Why donโ€™t you see an ocean in school?
– They just canโ€™t wade through all that homework.

What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
– A title wave.

What did the bottle of water say to the spy?
– The names Bondโ€ฆ. Hydrogen bond.

Love watching running water on the internet.
– Was watching a live stream.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
– Number one. And number two.

How is Ruth Bader Ginsburg like hot water?
– She will be mist.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back.
– Must be spring water.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
– H2O cubed.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

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