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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

Why did the lake date the river?
– He heard that she had a bubbly personality.

Where can you find an ocean with no water?
– On a map.

If H20 is water what is H204?
– Drinking, bathing, washing, swimmingโ€ฆ

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of it.

What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
– Adele, Rollinโ€™ in the Deep.

Why donโ€™t plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters?
– Itโ€™s a tankless job.

What runs but never walks?
– Water.

An employee is needed on isle one.

A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water.
– I think he meant well.

When there is โ€œchangeโ€ in the weather.

When does it start to rain money?
– When there is change in the weather.

What do you call it when you get a monthโ€™s worth of rain at once?
– England.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
– Number one. And number two.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

Why donโ€™t you see an ocean in school?
– They just canโ€™t wade through all that homework.

What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
– A title wave.

What did the bottle of water say to the spy?
– The names Bondโ€ฆ. Hydrogen bond.

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