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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What can you do if you are the ocean?
– Watever you want.

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school!

There are 2 reasons why you shouldnโ€™t drink toilet water.
– Number 1 and Number 2.

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of the tap water.

What do you call a wet teddy bear?
– A drizzly bear.

H20 is water, but what is H204?
– Itโ€™s for swimming and drinking, of course.

What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
– It gets wet!

Why did the ocean leave the party early?
– She was getting really tide.

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school.

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
– She thought he was too shallow.

What state does the Mississippi River flow in?
– Liquid.

What do you call it when you get a monthโ€™s worth of rain at once?
– England.

Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.

Who carries out operations in water?
– A sturgeon.

The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
– You can expect a Lilโ€™ Wayne.

Why is a river an amazing roommate?
– He just likes to go with the flow.

What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
– Fowl weather.

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