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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of it.

What keeps a dock floating above water?
– Pier pressure.

What did one water bottle say to another?
– Water you doing today?

If Smart water were actually smartโ€ฆ
– Then why did it get bottled?

What did the bottled water tell the spy?
– The names bond, hydrogen bond.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
– A title wave!

What did the bottled water tell the spy?
– The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

Knock knock! Whoโ€™s there?
– Water. Eh, water who?
– Water you waiting for?
– Open the door!

What can you do if you are the ocean?
– Watever you want.

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school!

There are 2 reasons why you shouldnโ€™t drink toilet water.
– Number 1 and Number 2.

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of the tap water.

What do you call a wet teddy bear?
– A drizzly bear.

H20 is water, but what is H204?
– Itโ€™s for swimming and drinking, of course.

What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
– It gets wet!

Why did the ocean leave the party early?
– She was getting really tide.

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school.

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