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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
– It isnโ€™t a fan of dry humor.

Where can you find an ocean with no water?
– On a map!

A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
– Schwepped her off her feet.

What is another kingโ€™s favorite type of precipitation?
– Reign!

What kind of rocks are never under water?
– Dry ones.

Why do male dogs float in water?
– Because theyโ€™re good buoys.

As raindrops say, twoโ€™s company, threeโ€™s a cloud.

How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
– He asked her โ€œWater you doing tonight?โ€

Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
– The Supreme Quart.

What do you call water that is good for you?
– Well water.

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
– She thought he was too shallow.

What do mermaids sleep on?
– Waterbeds.

Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
– The Supreme Quart.

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of it.

What kind of rocks are never under water?
– Dry ones!

What did the bottle of water say to the spy?
– The names Bondโ€ฆ. Hydrogen bond.

My friend couldnโ€™t pay his water bill anymore.
– I sent him a Get Well Soon card.

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