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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

What did the bottled water tell the spy?
– The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll be dammed.โ€

What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
– Ford Focus.

Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
– Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.

What can you do if you are the ocean?
– Watever you want.

Why were the studentโ€™s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of it.

Why is a river an amazing roommate?
– He just likes to go with the flow.

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school!

How do you get a pen across some water?
– Biro-ing.

What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
– Water you doing today?

What did one ocean say to another?
– Nothing, it just waved.

Why were the studentโ€™s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
– It isnโ€™t a fan of dry humor.

What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
– Ford Focus.

What do you call a melted snowman?
– Water.

How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
– He asked her โ€œWater you doing tonight?โ€

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