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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

Why were the studentโ€™s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
– It isnโ€™t a fan of dry humor.

What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
– Ford Focus.

What do you call a melted snowman?
– Water.

How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
– He asked her โ€œWater you doing tonight?โ€

The snapper wasnโ€™t too keen on coming with me, but I got him hooked.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
– Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.

The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
– You can expect a Lilโ€™ Wayne.

Why wonโ€™t sharks attack lawyers?
– Professional courtesy.

Who carries out operations in water?
– A sturgeon.

What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
– Adele, Rollinโ€™ in the Deep.

Why do male dogs float in water?
– Because theyโ€™re good buoys.

Why do poets always write about the sea?
– They just canโ€™t fathom her depths.

What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
– Hailing taxis.

When does it rain money?
– When there is โ€œchangeโ€ in the weather.

How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
– If you toss it in the water and it sinks, itโ€™s a girl. If the ant floats, itโ€™s a buoyant.

H20 is water, but what is H204?
– Itโ€™s for swimming and drinking, of course.

Why does water never laugh at jokes?
– It isnโ€™t a fan of dry humor.

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