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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2024

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
– She thought he was too shallow.

What state does the Mississippi River flow in?
– Liquid.

What do you call it when you get a monthโ€™s worth of rain at once?
– England.

Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.

Who carries out operations in water?
– A sturgeon.

The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
– You can expect a Lilโ€™ Wayne.

Why is a river an amazing roommate?
– He just likes to go with the flow.

What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
– Fowl weather.

What kind of hair did the ocean have?
– Wavy!

What did the bottled water tell the spy?
– The names bond, Hydrogen bond.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll be dammed.โ€

What do you call a car focused on crossing the river?
– Ford Focus.

Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
– Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.

What can you do if you are the ocean?
– Watever you want.

Why were the studentโ€™s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.

How do you make holy water?
– Make sure to boil the hell out of it.

Why is a river an amazing roommate?
– He just likes to go with the flow.

Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school!

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