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Water jokes ๐ŸŒŠ in 2025

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
– Number one. And number two.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

Why donโ€™t you see an ocean in school?
– They just canโ€™t wade through all that homework.

What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
– A title wave.

What did the bottle of water say to the spy?
– The names Bondโ€ฆ. Hydrogen bond.

Love watching running water on the internet.
– Was watching a live stream.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
– Number one. And number two.

How is Ruth Bader Ginsburg like hot water?
– She will be mist.

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back.
– Must be spring water.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
– H2O cubed.

Why are oceans so meticulous?
– They like to be pacific.

What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time?
– โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll be dammed.โ€

What keeps a dock floating above water?
– Pier pressure.

What did one ocean say to another?
– Nothing, it just waved.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?
– Youโ€™re a real drip.

Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
– It was a buoy!

Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

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