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Walmart jokes in 2024

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always stocking shelves? A “shelving” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always at the customer service desk? A “front line” associate.

Why did the Walmart greeter fall asleep on the job? He was “resting for low prices.”

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a compass, map, and GPS? To find their way out of the never-ending store.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-quality chocolates? “We have a high-quality chocolate section, it’s called the vending machine.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any new arrivals? “Everything here is new if you’ve never been to Walmart before.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-quality wines? “We have a high-quality wine section, it’s called Aldi.”

Why did the Walmart employee need a cape? To “fly” the prices even lower.

Why did the Walmart employee wear a superhero costume, cape, and mask? To fight the evil of high prices and save the day for customers.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always on the phone? A “call center” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always cleaning? A “sanitation” associate.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a helicopter? To get a bird’s eye view of the vastness of Walmart.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a compass and a map? To find their way out of the store.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a compass, map, GPS, and a sherpa? To survive the journey through Walmart.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any fine jewelry? “We have a jewelry section, it’s called Claire’s.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-end skincare products?

Why did the Walmart employee wear sunglasses? He was “rolling back” the prices.

Why did the Walmart employee wear a construction vest? To “build” savings for the customers.

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