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Walmart jokes in 2024

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always counting inventory? A “stock” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always busy with inventory? An “inventory” associate.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a flashlight? To navigate the “dark” aisles.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-end skincare products? “We have a high-end skincare section, it’s called the cleaning aisle.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked where the bathroom was? “Down the aisle, take a left at the clearance items, and it’s the third door on the right.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any luxury handbags? “We have a luxury handbag section, it’s called Walmart clearance.”

Why did the Walmart employee need a parachute? To “drop” the prices.

Why did the Walmart employee wear a superhero costume and cape? To fight the villain of high prices and save the day for customers.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always at the cash register? A “checkout” associate.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a machete, compass, map, GPS, sherpa, and a guidebook? To survive the wilds of Walmart.

Why did the Walmart shopper need a map? To navigate the “Everyday Low Price” labyrinth.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a machete? To “hack” their way through the crowds on Black Friday.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-end products? “We have a luxury section, it’s called Target.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-end makeup brands? “We have a high-end makeup section, it’s called the drugstore.”

Why did the Walmart employee wear a hard hat? To “protect” the customers from high prices.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always monitoring the security cameras? A “surveillance” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always pushing carts? A “rolling” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always on the move? A “mobility” associate.

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