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Walmart jokes in 2025

What do you call a group of Walmart employees? A “Rollback” crew.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any designer perfumes? “We have a designer fragrance section, it’s called Bath and Body Works.”

Why did the Walmart employee wear a superhero costume, cape, mask, gloves, and boots? To fight the evil of high prices, protect customers from germs, save the day, and keep their feet dry.

Why did the Walmart employee bring a fishing rod to work? To “catch” the low prices.

Why did the Walmart employee wear a knight’s armor? To defend the customers from high prices.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always stocking shelves? A “shelving” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always at the customer service desk? A “front line” associate.

Why did the Walmart greeter fall asleep on the job? He was “resting for low prices.”

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a compass, map, and GPS? To find their way out of the never-ending store.

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-quality chocolates? “We have a high-quality chocolate section, it’s called the vending machine.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any new arrivals? “Everything here is new if you’ve never been to Walmart before.”

What did the Walmart employee say when the customer asked if they had any high-quality wines? “We have a high-quality wine section, it’s called Aldi.”

Why did the Walmart employee need a cape? To “fly” the prices even lower.

Why did the Walmart employee wear a superhero costume, cape, and mask? To fight the evil of high prices and save the day for customers.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always on the phone? A “call center” associate.

What do you call a Walmart employee who’s always cleaning? A “sanitation” associate.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a helicopter? To get a bird’s eye view of the vastness of Walmart.

Why did the Walmart shopper bring a compass and a map? To find their way out of the store.

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