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Walk into a bar jokes 🍺🤠 in 2025

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

A nucleus walked into a bar,
– he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
– The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
– When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, “Bartender, how much do I owe you?”
– The bartender replies, “For you, neutron, no charge.”

A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said,
– “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar.
– The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says
– “A beer please! and one for the road!”

(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG

A horse walks into a bar.
– The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!”The horse says,
– “You read my mind, buddy.”

When we were visiting the hoover dam.
– I started to get a bit hungry
– I asked my parents, “Wheres the dam snack bar?”

So a blind guy walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard?
– The SPACE BAR!

A man walked into a bar.
– No wait, a horse, A man walked into a horse

I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn’t that funny.
– So I just snickered…

The Barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
– A time traveler walks into a bar.

Stefen Hawking walked in a bar…
– Just kidding.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Two jumper cables walk into a bar.
– One of them says “We’d like a couple of beers, please.”

A block of gold walked into a bar,
– the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”

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