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Walk into a bar jokes 🍺🤠 in 2025

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar…
– Oh wait.

A nucleus walked into a bar,
– he asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
– The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

ƒ(x) walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”

What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos.
– The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

Stephen Hawking walked into a bar…
…Just kidding

A single sentence walks into a bar.

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

A cornstalk walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “Want to hear a joke?”
– The corn stalk replies, “I’m all ears!”

An SQL query goes into a bar,
– walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other,
– i blew like 20 bucks in there

A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
– The blonde states ” I agree let’s leave at night “!

A roman walks into a Bar and holds up 2 fingers and says “Five beers,please”

A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
– A time traveler walks in a bar…

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks,
– “Is the bar tender here?”

How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool?
– Four just flip it over.

What do a girl and a bar have in common?
– A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

whats long, hard and slimy?
– A bar of soap

A penguin walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “So what will it be this time?”
– The penguin doesn’t answer because it’s a penguin.

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