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Volleyball Jokes 🏐 in 2024

Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
-Because he could really spike the ball!

Watching the olympics women beach volleyball first round…
-There’s already been a wrist injury, but I should be ok by tomorrow.

Do you know which is the worse advice that a volleyball coach would give his team?
-Play hard!

Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest?
-The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.

What do you do when you play the National Volleyball Team?
-You wear football helmets

What do a dentist and a volleyball coach have in common?
-They both use drills!

The favorite drink for a volleyball player
-sets on the beach.

Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics?
-It wasn’t going over too well.

Volleyball players just love Star Wars movies
-And the one they love most is “The Empire Spikes Back”.

All the volleyball players were headed to the library
-because the coach had instructed them to do some reading that day.

What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?
-They both like to hammer spikes.

I once spiked a girl’s drink…
-It was the strangest game of volleyball I had ever played.

The volley players began practicing in the library because the coach said
-that there would be a reading that day.

Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?
-Because you might get arrested

The most favorite movie of Volleyball players can be none other than
-WALL-E-ball.

Why did the volleyball player cross the street?
-There were players on the other side.

The only way a volleyball player delivers their messages is?
-by air mail.

Everyone in our company had to make due with three person volleyball teams at the company picnic. Everyone but the shop supervisors.
-They had a foreman team.

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