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Volleyball Jokes 🏐 in 2025

The school I teach at had a volleyball game tonight…
-I told the students that just because it is Halloween it does not give them the right to “boo” the refs.

What are some punny volleyball names that reference Disney?
-So far I can only think of: Net It Go!

Why did the volleyball player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
-Because she wanted to tie the score.

Where is the first volleyball match mentioned in the Bible?
-When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?
-For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Ultimately, the volleyball player decided to join the marines
-because her heart was out to serve the country.

Why don’t sniper attacks work on volleyball players?
-Because they always run for cover.

There will never be a volleyball team for fish.
-They all fear the net.

Never trust volleyball players with your drinks
-They might spike ’em.

What will you be able to serve and never consume?
-A volleyball.

Policemen are great at Volleyball, guess why?
-They serve and protect.

For what reason do you require 6 players for carrying the volleyball to the game?
-None will be able to carry the volleyball as well as an entire team.

What do volleyball players do in their free time?
-Watch Spike TV.

Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job?
-Someone said she needed to serve the food.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?
-The volleyball net.

Volley players are the most blameless, it seems.
– They always pass on the blame and try to avoid any faults.

What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
– Homeless.

What does a police officer do on the volleyball court?
-Serve and Protect

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