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Volcano jokes ๐ŸŒ‹ in 2025

How do you know a volcano is about to blow its top? It starts molten off!

What did the volcano say to its crush? I lava you a lot!

What’s a volcano’s favorite song? “Eruption” by Van Halen.

Why don’t volcanoes ever get lost? They always follow the magma-nificent path!

What’s a volcano’s favorite vegetable? Ashtuce.

What’s a volcano’s favorite hobby? To ash-tronomize!

Why don’t volcanoes play hide and seek? They always peak too soon.

How do we know that volcanoes are so rich? They always have a lot of liquid assets!

What’s a volcano’s favorite game? Truth or Eruption!

What do you call a volcano with a cold? Achoo-nic eruption!

Why do volcanoes make good friends? They are very out-spoken.

Why did the volcano go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the pressure.

Why was the volcano a good storyteller? It knew how to captivate with explosive endings.

Why do volcanoes make excellent detectives? They always get to the bottom of things.

Why are volcanoes so good at baking? They have the perfect temperature for a bun in the oven!

Why are volcanoes bad at poker? They have too many tells.

What do you call a volcano that can sing? A blast-tenor!

What’s a volcano’s favorite subject? Geo-graphy!

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