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Volcano jokes ๐ŸŒ‹ in 2025

Why did the volcano apply for a job? It felt it could bring explosive ideas!

How does a volcano say goodbye? “Catch you on the hot side!”

How does a volcano propose? With an erupting diamond ring!

What did the bread say to the volcano? You’re toast!

Why was the volcano always calm? It had a lot of inner peace (piece of Earth).

Why do volcanoes make great partners? They’re always there in times of pressure.

What do you call a fashionista volcano? The pumice of glamour!

What’s a volcano’s favorite candy? Pop-rocks!

What’s a volcano’s favorite drink? Magma-ritas!

What do you call a well-behaved volcano? A dormant charmer.

What’s a volcano’s favorite movie? The Fast and the Furious Eruption.

What do you call a volcano that plays chess? A chess-terfield of fire!

How does a volcano like its steak? Lava-rare.

Why did the volcano start a bakery? Because it kneads dough before it can erupt.

What’s a volcano’s favorite exercise? Jumping jacks-on volcanic!

What do you call a lazy volcano? A sedimentary rock.

Why did the volcano join the navy? It wanted to serve on a sub-duction!

Why are volcanoes so knowledgeable? They have a lot of burning questions.

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