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Viola jokes in 2025

Q: Why do violinists switch to Viola?
– A: So they can park in “handicapped” zones.

What’s the difference between a seamstress and a violist?
– The seamstress tucks up the frills.

How do you call a violist with two brain cells?
– Pregnant.

What do you call a bunch of violists in a hot tub?
– Vegetable soup.

What’s the last thing a violist does before walking on stage for a concert?
– Looks for his instrument.

Did you know why Stephen Hawking was a master of the violin?
– Because of his adept understanding of string theory.

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