Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Viola jokes in 2025

What’s the difference between a class of deaf students and a symphony viola section?
– The violists have a pension plan.

What was the violin’s reaction when it played the music perfectly?
– Voila.

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
– The conductor. Business before pleasure.

What’s the difference between a viola and a coffin?
– The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

What’s the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
– A few people actually like terrorists; Their mothers.

Q: YoQ: You are lost in the desert. You come upon a good Violist, a bad Violist, and a large white rabbit. Of which of the three do you ask directions?
– A: The bad Violist. The other two are mirages.

Follow us on Facebook