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Viola jokes in 2025

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
– You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why do violists make effective rapists?
– It’s hard to fight back when you’ve got your hands over your ears.

Q: How is a Viola different from a lawn mower?
– A: You can tune a lawn mower.

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
– They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

How does a violist’s brain cell die?
– Alone.

How can you make a violin sound more like a viola?
– Sit in the back row and just pretend to play.

Did you know about the musical where a horse plays the violin?
– It’s called the ‘Fiddler on the hoof’.

What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common?
– They’re both offensive and inaccurate.

Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
– Because even when you know it’s coming, there’s nothing you can do about it

What is the main reqirement at the “International Viola Competition?”
– Hold the viola from memory.

Why do so many people take an instant dislike to Viola players?
– Why wait; It saves so much time.

Did you hear about the violist who played so out of tune even the rest of the viola section could tell?
– (Just kidding. That could never happen.)

Why would someone confuse a violin and a British museum?
– They both have scrolls.

What’s the difference between a chain saw and a viola?
– If you absolutely had to, you could use a chain saw in a string quartet.

How is a viola like a lawsuit?
– Everyone’s happy when the case is closed.

What’s the difference between a violist and a prostitute?
– A prostitute keeps better tempo.

Q: Why is a bass better than a Viola?
– A: The bass burns longer.

What’s the definition of a minor second?
– Two violists playing in unison.

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