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Viking jokes in 2024

Why did the viking become a writer? He wanted to document the history of his people.

Why did the viking become a doctor? She wanted to heal the sick and injured.

What do you call a viking who’s always hungry? A voracious voyager.

What do you call a viking who’s always lost at sea? A lost Norseman.

Why did the viking become a poet? She wanted to write lyrical verses about her adventures.

Why did the viking become a comedian? He wanted to make the raiding party laugh.

What do you call a viking who’s always lost? A Norse navigator.

What do you call a viking who loves to play basketball? A dunking plunderer.

What do you call a viking who loves to play football? A touchdown plunderer.

Why did the viking become a teacher? He wanted to educate the young raiders.

Why did the viking become a doctor? He wanted to heal his fellow warriors.

What do you call a viking who’s always lost at sea? A wanderlust warrior.

What do you call a viking who’s always dancing? A horn-hopping hooligan.

Why did the viking go to the optometrist? He was having trouble with his eye-patch.

Why did the viking become a poet? He wanted to write verses about love and war.

Why did the viking become an actor? He wanted to play the role of a heroic Viking warrior.

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