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Viking jokes in 2025

Why did the viking become a musician? He wanted to play in a plunderphonics band.

Why did the viking become a poet? She wanted to write ballads about her adventures.

What do you call a viking who loves to paint? A seascape artist.

What do you call a viking who loves to paint? A Viking artist.

Why did the viking refuse to wear a helmet? He wanted to keep his hair-raising experience.

Why did the viking become a writer? He wanted to document the history of his people.

Why did the viking become a doctor? She wanted to heal the sick and injured.

What do you call a viking who’s always hungry? A voracious voyager.

What do you call a viking who’s always lost at sea? A lost Norseman.

Why did the viking become a poet? She wanted to write lyrical verses about her adventures.

Why did the viking become a comedian? He wanted to make the raiding party laugh.

What do you call a viking who’s always lost? A Norse navigator.

What do you call a viking who loves to play basketball? A dunking plunderer.

What do you call a viking who loves to play football? A touchdown plunderer.

Why did the viking become a teacher? He wanted to educate the young raiders.

Why did the viking become a doctor? He wanted to heal his fellow warriors.

What do you call a viking who’s always lost at sea? A wanderlust warrior.

What do you call a viking who’s always dancing? A horn-hopping hooligan.

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