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Viking jokes in 2025

Why did the viking become a doctor? He wanted to heal his fellow warriors.

What do you call a viking who’s always lost at sea? A wanderlust warrior.

What do you call a viking who’s always dancing? A horn-hopping hooligan.

Why did the viking go to the optometrist? He was having trouble with his eye-patch.

Why did the viking become a poet? He wanted to write verses about love and war.

Why did the viking become an actor? He wanted to play the role of a heroic Viking warrior.

What do you call a viking who loves to play soccer? A goal plunderer.

What do you call a viking who loves to play tennis? A court conqueror.

Why did the viking become a scientist? He wanted to study the stars for navigation.

Why did the viking become a writer? She wanted to document the stories of her people.

What do you call a viking who loves to play chess? A checkmate raider.

What do you call a viking who’s always hungry? A ravenous raider.

Why did the viking become a poet? He wanted to write epic poems.

Why did the viking become an actor? She wanted to star in a Viking-themed play.

What do you call a viking who loves to play football? A touchdown plunderer.

What do you call a viking who loves to play basketball? A slam-dunk plunderer.

Why did the viking become a comedian? He wanted to tell some axe-ellent jokes.

Why did the viking become a carpenter? He wanted to build longboats that could survive the sea.

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