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Vegetable jokes 🥕🍅🥒 in 2025

What is green and goes to summer camp?
– A brussel scout!

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

What’s Michelle Obama’s favourite vegetable
– Barackoli

What is a hydraulic press’s favorite vegetable?
– SQUASH

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the vegetable parties?
– Because they are such fungis (fun guys, get it!)

What did the carrot say to the gardener at the country fair?
– I’m rooting for you; I’m certain the others won’t beet you.

What do you call a retired vegetable?
– A has bean.

What’s a plumbers least favorite vegetable?
– A leek

Due to COVID-19 a grocery store started paying its employees in vegetables
– It was a weird celery

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
– They’d crack each other up!

Why did the cucumber get angry?
– Because it was in a pickle.

What do you get when two peas fight?
– Black-eyed peas.

Funny Joke about Vegetables
– I was 19 years old and eating veggies for dinner. For some reason I decided to play with my food and got arrested for disturbing the peas.

Why can’t you use vegetable oil as gearbox lubricant?
– Because it doesn’t contain any trans fats.

What is the strongest vegetabl?
– A muscle sprout!

What did the lettuce say to the tomato?
– You hang around and I’ll go ahead.

What is Whitney Houston’s favorite vegetable?
– Endive.

What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
– Picking his nose.

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