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Vegan Jokes 🥗 in 2025

Why are most ghosts vegans?
-Because it is super natural

I have read the vegan party’s party-program
– . and I am sorry to say that there is not much meat on it

Ba dam tsssh

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
-Frank who?
Frankly, you could use more fruits and veggies.

What is the No. 1 health risk for vegans?
-Telling other people they are vegans

I only eat vegan meat.
-I’ve got two in my freezer right now.

My mouth waters when I smell a steak being grilled
-Does a vegan’s mouth water when the lawn is being cut?

Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegan brother?
– Broco Lee

Vegans don’t live longer
– It just feels like they do

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-None, everybody knows they can’t change anything.

You know why vegans are the nicest people…?
-Because they got no beef

Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
– Because it’s super natural.

What do yo call a vegan post-punk band?
-Soy Division.

A vegan pilot who does CrossFit walks into a bar.
-Which one does he tell you about first?

I tried a vegan steak the other day and it was really good!
-Cannibalism isnt for everyone but I sure like it!

What do you call a vegan surfer who can only surf half a wave?
-Radish

What do you call a sunburnt vegan?
-A baked bean

Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat
-Then I remember they feed off of attention.

Save a cow,
– eat a vegetarian!

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