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Vegan Jokes 🥗 in 2025

A crossfit user, a vegan and an atheist went into a bar…
– And we know it because they told us.

How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
-Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

Is it just me, or is Hunger Games subliminal advertising for vegans?
-Because every 5 seconds all I hear is *PETA!*

Vegan joke
-A friend of mine, Hunter, came out as Vegan.

He left our friend group after we started calling him gatherer.

People keeping telling me that, to stay healthy, I should “Eat Vegan”
-The trouble is, when you do, you find there is no meat on them.

I blame the lousy diet.

The quickest way to become a nutritionist?
-Talk to a vegan. Suddenly everyone becomes an expert on food when they meet a vegan.

This vegan girl said she knew me from somewhere
-I told her I never met herbivore

My dog is vegan but he is kind of a hypocrite about it.
-He has a fur coat that he always wears.

If two vegetarians are arguing,
– is it still called Beef?

At the urging of some friends I tried eating vegan for a week
-It was awful! I couldn’t catch a single one. They’re quick!

What do vegans say before a fight
– I’m gonna give you a beet down

Vegans
-A t-Rex met a vegan one day who claimed that she knew the Rex, but he never met herbivore.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

Just finished a 60-day vegan diet
– I lost two months

I went to a vegan BBQ
– I thought the Vegan was overcooked

What does a pirate store his data on?
-An Arrrrr Drive

If 2 vegans start arguing…
-Is it still beef?

What’s the similarity between a vegan and a frat boy?
– They always manage to slip it in.

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