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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2025

“What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day?”
– “We’re a perfect match.”

Why do air fresheners love Valentine’s Day?
– They’re so scent-imental.

What do you call two birds in love?
– Tweethearts!

What do pigs give on February 14?
– Valen-swines!

What did one light bulb say to the other?
– I like you a watt.

“How can you tell when a squirrel is in love?”
– “It goes nuts!”

What do you call a colorful heart that loves books?
– “Well-red.”

What do you call someone with a cold on Valentine’s Day?
– “Lovesick.”

How did the phone propose?
– With a ring.

What did one fungus say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!

What did one cat say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– You’re purrfect for me!

“If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes,
– you need to let that mango.”

What is it called when your aunt went off to get married on V-Day?
– Antelope.

What did the stamp say to the Valentine’s card envelope?
– I’m stuck on you!

What is the difference between a calendar and you?
– A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day!

Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them?
– A. Post Office!

“How did the phone propose to his GF?”
– “He gave her a ring.”

Where did the high-heel take its date?
– To the football.

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