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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2025

“What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?”
– “You light my world up.”

Why did the dad approve of his daughter’s goalie-boyfriend?
– He was a real keeper.

Why would Forrest Gump be a good Valentine?
– He’d probably gift a box of chocolates.

What did one volcano say to the other?
– “I lava you!”

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
– A stupid cupid

“What did the cucumber say to the pickle?”
– “You mean a great dill to me.”

How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet?
– By saying, “Hit me up!”

What do you call a romantic ship?
– A courtship.

What do you call a ghost’s true love?
– His ghoul-friend.

“What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?”
– “I’m stuck on you!”

How did the coin propose to his girlfriend?
– He gave her a jingle.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
– “I’m stuck on you.”

What do you call a very small Valentine?
– A Valen-tiny!

What do you call a very small valentine?
– A valentiny!

What did one whale say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– Whale you be mine!

“How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?”
– “For stealing someone’s heart.”

When do bed bugs fall in love?
– In the spring.

Which type of flower is the best at giving smooches?
– Tulips.

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