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Valentines day jokes 💝 in 2025

What did the painter say to her sweetheart?
– I love you with all my art.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
– I’m sweet on you!

What kind of Valentine’s candy is never on time?
– ChocoLATE

“What do you call a very small Valentine?”
– “A valen-tiny.”

What do you call two sparrows who just got engaged?
– “Lovebirds.”

What do pieces of fruit write to each other in their V-Day cards?
– “I love you berry much!”

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
– He gave her a ring.

Q. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
– A. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey!

“How much candy do you hope to get this Valentine’s Day?”
– “A choco-LOT!”

What message is on candy hearts for cats?
– “You’re purr-fect!”

What did one calculator say to the other?
– You can count on me.

What did one rabbit say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
– Some bunny loves you!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
– Cauliflowers!

“What do you call two birds in love?”
– “Tweethearts!”

What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit?
– “I found the perfect match!”

What did the baker say to his wife on V-Day?
– “Gimme some sugar!”

What did one oar say to the other?
– I love our row-mance.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
– She didn’t suit his taste!

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